I have decided to kill every single ant I see - there are literally 200 ants in our kitchen at any point in time.
In painfully murdering every single bloody ant I find, I am doing the rest of the ant population a favour. By speeding up the natural selection process. I am just ensuring that any ant that believes it is a good idea to go inside our house, doesn't get to live any longer - thus preventing them from producing any more offspring, so no more 'I want to go in there' genes will be passed on to further generations.
Therefore, it's only a matter of time before our house is ant-free for good.
Can't wait.
Also, I got a Twitter account.
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